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Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who
Already in trouble for other reasons, producers of popular BBC series Doctor Who have now had to concede that the programmes they make may not have any tangible connection with reality after the...
View ArticleMixed reaction to Budget Time-Travel Operator’s 2011 Timeport
Budget time-travel operator EasyTime’s timeport in 2011 may be good news for local businesses, but tourists from the future are disappointed with its lack of proximity to major world events in the late...
View ArticleDr Who’s interior decorator taking legal action
An interior decorator employed by a man known only as ‘The Doctor’ is starting a legal case against him after his initial assessment of the job ended up taking far longer than he had been led to...
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Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Doctor Who
With all the votes counted in Zimbabwe’s general election, officials have today confirmed that President Robert Mugabe has been elected as the new Doctor Who. The 89-year-old will be unveiled live on...
View ArticleOperation Yewtree arrests 1200 year old timelord
The Metropolitan Police have confirmed today that they have arrested a 1200 year old man on suspicion of a number of offences over the past fifty years. ‘The suspect has been a master of disguise,...
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Bedroom Tax may force Doctor Who to be evicted from TARDIS
‘We have discovered a single man claiming housing benefit for a property that appears to have an infinite number of spare rooms,’ said Benefits Officer Kimberley Smalls. ‘He is therefore liable for the...
View ArticleFemale Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens
Unfortunately the UK’s first female Time Lord has discovered gender imbalances still exist throughout time; particularly given that the TARDIS is only fitted out with urinals. Worse still, is that...
View ArticleMore comedians lined up for “Live From The Tardis” spots on Doctor Who
After John Bishop was revealed as a forthcoming Doctor Who Companion, replacing Bradley Walsh, the BBC have confirmed Sarah Pascoe, Romesh Ranganathan and Mo Gilligan are among a dozen comedians...
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